Drunken Tubing

My ASS!!!

(PS: not to be read by little kids or my parents)

Dimitry just showed my fucking white ass to the entire town !!!!!whaaaa (sorry for my use of language)

In Vang Vieng we went tubing: you go 3 km of the river (2/3 hours) with a tire. On the way you have millions of bars where you can have a beer Lao (really cheap and fantastic beer!) and take a swing into the river. They have this cables over the river were you can slide down and take a flip into the water. There are also swings where you have to hold on to a robe and swing into the water.

We desided to stop at every single bar to take a beer and a free swing. So after a few meters floating on the river we already had our first stop, the next bar was on the other side of the river so you can imagine in what kind of shape we were only have floated on the river for a few minutes.

The farder you go the higher the swings got and the drunker we got. Than we got to the jumping park, the swing paradise! Dimitry was so exited that he got us a bucket with coke, redbul and whisky, drinking with straws. (not much sleep with all these caffeine in your body). I guess he thought that would make it even easier to make special effect and flip-flops from a swing 15 meters above the river.
If one bucket wasn't enough to make your head spin he got an other one and ask for 3 times more whisky (a pity that the girl listened to him). It's good that Dimitry drank the whole bucket with straws by himself otherwise I would have fallen down that intense.
He was going wild swinging and playing Tarzan (I was just glad that he didn't fell down and broke some bones)

Than it happened: I had to go to the toilet (don't know how I made it there but I did) and walked up the stairs. Than suddenly out of nowhere Dimitry pulls my pants down. (It would have been ok if I had pants and than underwear, but unlucky I was wearing my bikini). So there I was showing my naked white ass to the whole village who were having a peaceful dinner at the riverside.
And if that wasn't bad and shameful enough when I got back from the toilet they were making these signs showing Dimitry to do it again, even grandpa was making fun of me bah.
I wanted to punish Dimitry for what he had down but when I tried to pull his pants down I find out that he was still sober enough to hold on to his pants.

We were drunk and floating alone in a tire the river in Laos. And because we went to all these bars we went just a few meters down the river, it was getting really late and we still had to go a long way and couple of hours down the river.

We tried to get a tuktuk or a boat, but when we took a boat he just dropped us at a tuktuk station where they ask a ridiculous price. After Dimitry almost got into a fight crabbing the old mans paddle we got our money back and went on floating in our tire.

We ended up floating in a tube in the dark. We were getting very cold and our knees were now bumping into the rocks (the water wasn't very deep anymore). Trying our best to paddle as hard as we could to get back on time, because otherwise you had to pay (of course it was already past 6 o'clock because it was already dark, but we were drunk and wanted a nice warm shower).

Eventually we got back, wet, tired, but without paying extra! Dimitry just cave back the tire and when they looked at him they were to afraid to ask him for money.

I was walking in the middle of the night in my bikini and with a towel around me, because when we got back and I asked for my skirt it wasn't there anymore. It became clear that the so called waterthied bag wasn't that waterthied as it supposed to be so everything was wet. Dimitry gave me my skirt before but it was to wet to wear, but when we got back he had no idea where my skirt and his cigarettes went, so I guess it stayed behind lost to be never found again at least not by us.